oh to be 17 again
- by mia
Last Saturday I was all alone, just me and the dog. So I did what any girl does when she’s all alone: ate poorly and watched trash TV. Not sure how this is different from any other night for me, but let’s pretend. I ate one of those chocolate chip muffins you buy at the grocery bakery; which I’m sure did more damage to the ever-growing muffin top I already have.
The only thing on TV was 17 Again with Zac Efron and Matthew Perry. I had pretty low expectations going in; but was quickly proved wrong. It was HILARIOUS! I’d never seen a Zac Efron movie, nor understood the fascination surrounding him; but I sure do now! Holy hell he’s hot! I feel dirty even writing this, isn’t he 16 or something? God I feel old; not that 17 was all that long ago but it was long enough. Speaking of which, when I was 17 my grad date and I made a pact we would marry one another if we were both alone at 30 – I’m going to his wedding next Friday. You think I could get Zac Efron to be my new back up? 30 is fast approaching and a girl always needs a backup. If my current boyfriend is reading this post I’d like to say I’m drunk.