tea’d off

I HATE coffee, I absolutely detest it.  To me, coffee tastes like polluted water or engine oil.  BLECH!  I realize I’m in the minority when I write this so I’ll tread carefully.  The only downside to travelling in America is they don’t do tea properly!  The whole week all I wanted was a regular tea, orange pekoe.  Some Tetley or Red Rose just a regular tea with some milk and sugar, no bells or whistles.  I don’t know how many restaurants and cafes I went to that had no idea what I was talking about.  Everything was ginger this and green tea that, peppermint passionfruit gobbledy guck.  Moral of the story, pack the Tetley when going on vacation.